Boring-Ass Marriage Dish Towel BlueQ
When life hands you a lifetime commitment, wave this cheeky dish towel at the kitchen sink and say, ‘Yep, it’s official – I’ve joined the Boring-Ass Marriage Club!’ This playful, funny dish towel from BlueQ brings some side-splitting honesty to your chore game. With its bold print and hilarious vibe, it’s the ultimate novelty gift for mates tying the knot, or a tongue-in-cheek treat for your own home. Whether you mopped up a spill or dried a tear, there’s never been a better way to keep the drama at bay!
- Super-absorbent 100% cotton – dries dishes and tears equally well
- Features a bold, laugh-out-loud quote for maximum kitchen sass
- Perfect for gifting to newlyweds, mates or anyone who loves a laugh
- Fun, quirky art design by BlueQ
- Machine washable novelty towel for easy, everyday use
Ready to bring some sass to your sink or give a mate a giggle? Shop our BlueQ collection of cheeky kitchen towels and add a dash of wit to your daily wash-up!
| Material | 100% Cotton |
| Absorbency | Super-absorbent |
| Care Instructions | Machine washable |
| Design Style | Humorous, Quirky |
| Artist/Brand | BlueQ |
| Theme | Marriage, Novelty |
| Print Detail | Bold, laugh-out-loud quote |
| Weight | 0.20 lb |
Shipping:
Delivery Within Australia:
Flat Rate Shipping : Domestic Australia Wide $12.50
Express Post Upgrade : $20.00
Note : Selected Bulky Items and Merry People Boots will incur an additional freight charge to the above - $20 Domestic.
ART PIECES - these require special transport. If you are unable to collect yourself then we can send you through a quote from our local carrier - he does a great job and the fee is reasonable. You can pay on delivery and know that your beautiful pieces arrive in one piece, and in a timely manner.
Sadly this is a large cost to us and we are unable to absorb these costs.
Note: We reserve the right to select and/or vary our freight carrier and freight charges. Our freight and handling fees do not include insurance and we will not be held responsible for any damage, destruction or loss of goods after departure from our premises.
T&C's: should you wish to exchange of refund your order - we do not refund the cost of shipping and you are liable for the cost of return shipping. Its a bit cost to us small retailers and Boutiques and hope that you understand.
If you are unsure of sizing then feel free to call our store and we can find the perfect garment for you before it is shipped off to you. Online shopping is meant to be easy, but its also important to keep our carbon footprint low and take care of the beautiful environment that we live in. All our packaging is sustainable and can be used again for returns .
International Orders:
Delivery is available to New Zealand, United States and United Kingdom. Note that any free postage discounts that are offered from time to time (for orders over $175) are not available to International Shipments.
Please contact us if you have any questions regarding shipping rates. Rates are calculated at checkout.
CLICK + COLLECT
Online orders can be collected from 68B Doncaster road during business hours. An online order receipt and identification will be required on pick- up.
Please use discount code “COLLECT”
Store Location:
Stanley & Stone
636 Burke Road
Camberwell VIC 3124
